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Sloan Ranger Promo 2001 (0:44, 660kb) |
My first promo created some time in 2001. Warren Purkel is the other voice. |
| 2006 |
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| April 7 |
Impeachment Hopes |
The Sloan Ranger advises President Bush about how to discredit Scooter Libby. |
| April 5 |
Song Parody |
"Homes, homes take for gain (or The Eminent Domain Song) performed by MUSYC (musyc.info), lyrics by Lloyd Sloan |
| April 4 |
Bob knows Flipper |
Bob answers the trivia while Flipper and the Sloan Ranger save the world from nuclear bombs. |
| 2005 |
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| May 17 |
Jesus on Prayer |
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| April 6 |
How to Ride a Bike |
Two experts (Katelyn Sloan and Dani Minella) discuss "How to teach a child to ride a bike" |
| 2004 |
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| August 3 |
Kenyan Runners |
Kenyan Runners |
| July 27 |
Gay Marriage |
Gay Marriage |
| July 27 |
Pay phone |
Pay phone |
| July 20 |
Annie and the Moon |
Annie and the Moon |
| June 29 |
An Honest White Man |
An Honest White Man |
| June 29 |
Bambi |
Bambi |
| June 29 |
Is the Pope catholic? |
Is the Pope catholic? |
| June 29 |
White Face on Lying |
White Face on Lying |
| June 29 |
Blood Pressure |
Blood Pressure |
| June 29 |
Minister Mike |
Minister Mike |
| June 29 |
Warren |
Warren from Chicago |
| May 18 |
Breyer Rant |
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| 2003 |
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| October 7 |
Bill Clinton |
Bill Clinton |
| September 2 |
Typical Intro |
Typical introduction for the show in 2003. |
| August 19 |
Bill Clinton |
Bill Clinton |
| April 15 |
Bill Zimmerly |
Bill Zimmerly |
| April 1 |
First Lady |
Interview: First Lady "Laura Bush" (April Fool's edition) |
| April 1 |
Warren |
Warren from Chicago |
| February 25 |
English Tourist |
Jo Workman |
| February 25 |
Warren |
Warren from Chicago |
| 2002 |
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| August 6 |
Sloan Ranger Intro |
Typical introduction for the show in 2002. (1:31, 1.4mb) |
| August 6 |
Katelyn & Prop B Taxes |
"things (that are) so obvious a child would know it" (3:35, 3.3mb) |
| August 6 |
Prop B Rant |
If you vote for more taxes, you must believe taxes are too low. (2:01, 1.8mb) |
| August 6 |
Tonto |
"Tonto" (Norman) called to beat the drums for lower taxes. Norman is a long-time WGNU caller who calls me almost every week to play "Tonto" to my "Sloan Ranger". (0:36, 536mb) |
| August 6 |
Conservative Catholic Bob |
Conservative Catholic (and Crazy) Bob calls to warn me about the internationalist (Zionist) Rockefeller(ist) conspiracy (5:20, 5mb) |
| August 6 |
Warren |
Warren from Chicago calls to defend the Rockefellers (2:32, 2.3mb) |
| August 6 |
Trivia |
10:33pm "I Love Lucy" & "Enola Gay" trivia (4:19, 4mb) |
| August 6 |
Tom Watkins |
a nephew of a Republican congressman verifies there's no difference in america's two parties (4:04, 3.8mb) |
| August 6 |
When are taxes too high? |
10:45pm Dave on a cell phone does not know when taxes are too high. I help him demonstrate the need for greater mental health in Illinois. Fred Mertz agrees with me. (6:27, 6mb) |
| July 9 |
Sloan Ranger Intro |
This was the standard introduction for most of 2001 and 2002 (1:36, 1.5mb) |
| July 9 |
Katelyn & the Pledge |
My daughter, Katelyn Annabelle Sloan, is an expert on the Pledge of Allegiance (3:07, 2.9mb) |
| July 9 |
Pledge Rant |
"one other thing about the pledge of allegiance" major jeffersonian rant against the federal judges (before the first break) (2:39, 2.5mb) |
| July 9 |
Cher & Sloan Duet |
10:23pm Cher and I sing the national anthem after the break (1:28, 1.3mb) |
| July 9 |
Helen |
10:28pm Helen wants to know if I wrote Bush's speech. (1:03, 959kb) |
| July 9 |
Whigs Like Me |
(about 10:31) Helen is a Democrat, but "I am a whig myself" (just like Zachary Taylor) (5:21, 5.0mb) |
| July 9 |
Warren |
10:37pm Warren from Chicago (right before the break) advocates a tax-financed chess stadium for downtown St. Louis just like Chicago. (2:51, 2.6mb) |
| July 9 |
Why I am a whig |
10:44pm I persuade caller T.A. "that's why I'm a whig" (4:14, 3.9mb) |
| July 9 |
Dukakis |
11:12pm long-time caller wants to nuke arabs before they nuke us. I try to persuade him Switzerland is safer. (7:22, 6.9mb) |
| July 9 |
Mark is DWB |
"one adam twelve" black male caller pulled over by the cops for DWB (Driving While Black) (4:10, 3.9mb) |
| 2001 |
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| Tape #4 (no date) |
Bill Clinton |
Brian Pelikan called as Bill Clinton right before 8:00pm. My pardon came through. (This tape may be two shows, used twice and recorded over, but Clinton was saved!) (1:28, 1.3mb) |
| April 17 |
Tax Day |
Tape #2 (?) Why file late? "cuz I owe therm" (2:48, 2.6mb) |
| April 17 |
Cats should vote |
Cats would make better voters than some people (1:16, 1.1mb) |
| April 17, 2001 |
Minister Mike |
7:22pm “I wish you would get more time” Let's synchronize watches. Minister Mike gives me a job, but "I quit". "Mike's a real minister and I'm a real talkshow host." (3:36, 3.3mb) |
| March 20 |
Unto Caesar |
Tape #3 (no date. Mir crashed 23 March) Mike says “I am a real minister” so I want to know "how much is caesar's?" (3:20, 3.1mb) |
| March 20 |
Tax me more for the ballgame |
My friend Joe Sparks gave me the inspiration for the song and I sing on the air for the first time. The phones light up. (2:04, 1.9mb) |
| March 20 |
Mamie |
Mamie called, "I heard your song". (0:54, 818kb) |
| March 20 |
Illegal Taxpayers |
A caller finds a way for america to get a free ride-- illegal immigrants pay all the taxes. (0:38, 572kb) |
| March 20 |
Bush Negative |
Sheldon likes everything the opposite of Bush. (1:49, 1.7mb) |
| March 20 |
Warren |
Warren from Chicago calls for the first time recorded. We agree to a tax-subsidized stadium if the Cardinals will change their name and get a tougher image. (2:15, 2mb) |
| March 20 |
Taco Bell |
The Mir space station and Taco Bell promotion. (Taco Bell announced 19 March and Mir crashed 23 March. (0:58, 878kb) |
| March 13 |
Party Line 1st |
Tape #1. My first show. It was only one hour: Tuesdays, 7:00-8:00pm. I am not yet the Sloan Ranger. Welcome back, No stadium tax, & some Bush bashing.(3:29, 3.2mb) |
| March 13 |
My First Call |
Marie was my first call ever. "Is that a hint I need to not be rude?" (0:32, 474kb) |
| March 13 |
One White Guy |
“you may be talking to the one white guy who understands the OJ jury” I trust juries. (1:00, 927kb) |
| March 13 |
Suburban Middle Class |
“I live a suburban middle class existence in America”. Once more in defense of the OJ jury. (2:03, 1.9mb) |
| March 13 |
All Black Jury |
This caller doesn't like the OJ verdict. “would you trust an all black jury to judge you?” (1:38, 1.4mb) |
| March 13 |
Bill Zimmerly |
A long-time friend calls to discuss the incorporation of the constitution and "substantive due process" judicial activism. (Oh well, at least it wasn't quantum mechanics.) (8:19, 6.8mb) |
| March 13 |
Eric Harris |
Another long-time friend calls. We bash Republicans. I feel better. (2:05, 1.9mb) |
| March 13 |
Censored Already |
Billy can't stand Bush and "right-wingers", but he likes Clinton and "the war to forget the blowjobs” I was censored for that comment. (4:35, 4.2mb) |
| March 13 |
Baseball Strike |
I explain to Jim from Ferguson why the baseball strike was treason (1:27, 1.3mb) |
